The UK's economic 'growth' rises to 0.5%. Isn't everything starting to rosy. We'll going to be rich!! The Conservative's fiscal policies are working.
Chinese economic growth is 'down' to above 6.5%. Disaster ahead. Time for austerity!! We are all going to have to tighten our belts. Cut Taxes and Cut Benefits. Cut NHS and Education spending.
P.S. George Osborne is an incompetent idiot!